The Mighty Boosh Meme

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:

1. Howard kissed you:
/gigglefit

2. Vince kissed you:
I had a dream about that. It was well awesome

3. Naboo kissed you:
i wouldn't be looking up, because we're the same height

4. Fossil kissed you:
slap his hands to keep him away from his nipples

5. You were in charge of the Zoo:
I'd wear an eyepatch. And fly a helecopter

6. Miss Giddeon called you fat:
snatch her baldheaded. not only for that, but because she broke poor howard's heart.

8. You became a shaman:
i'd have to turn my back on you.

9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh:
OMG that would be the ultimate dream, wouldn't it.

10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk:
I am electro girl.


CRUSH TEST:

1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?

I love them all. Except Johnny TwoHats, the berk.

2. Would you kiss them?
/gets out lippy.

3. Would you hug them?
constantly

4. Would you sleep with them?
... oh sorry what? I was having a daydream about that. /dies

5. Would you marry them?
marriage would ruin everything. our love is free and everchanging.


6. Would you hate them?
NEVER!

7. Would you dump them?
nooooo!

8. Would you rape them?
only if i'm wearing a bunny suit.

9. Would you have tea with them?
two sugars please!

10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?
poor panda, she doesn't like the boy panda, he's a beast.

BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:

1. Who is the King of the mods?
VINCY!

2. What is Charlie Gum's story? And is it intelligent or retarded?
it is intelligent. Vince is genius

3. Did Bollo die?
yes
no.
Sort of...

4. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?
That guy in the mirror room

5. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?
Bingo

6. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?
wanker

7. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?
the gem from the Tundra episode

8. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?
theyre right... kinda... sorta... not really though RUSSIAN CARPET MAN!

9. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?
Kick em in the balls, mate!

10. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?
Vincy

RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:

1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra.
that's a lovely image

2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.
VINCENT! no!

3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.
/drool

4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.
He's rubbing his nipples again /sigh

5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb.
I wonder if he smells like mint...

6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.
I bet there's the sound of a koala committing suicide in there somewhere

7. You are asked to make your own crimp.
I'll talk to zoe

8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.
That's another story for another time

9. A blind white man thinks hes black.
keep his decapitated head away from Tony Harrison, or else it shall end very badly.


10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.
Noes Charley! Let's be friends!